American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via kazurinsky)
The tweet that saved the entire female population
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
"The mountains are calling and I must go…."
This past week with Claire in Colorado has truly been the highlight of my summer! I love this girl so much and I can’t wait to see her again in Dallas in just a few weeks! @claire_bear_johnson 😎❤️🇺🇸✌️😊🗻☀️🌲 (at i dont want to go back to illinois)