baptisms:

Avril Lavigne’s new music video

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❝ Some people think that its pretentious to be educated, or to be interested in things. Its a very limiting idea, but some people think that if you like to read about history - you’re pretentious. If you’re interested in other languages - you’re pretentious. Whereas the truth is pretentious is a state of mind, it’s the way you present something. You can be educated and pretentious, you can be uneducated and pretentious. ❞

— Ezra Koenig [x] (via tonarchy)

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redstigma:

Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.

literally the funniest fucking shit i’ve ever seen

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

ry4nr said: You know those snapchats of paintings from the Met you reblogged? I so wanted to do that when we were there, but I didn't think anyone would think it's funny. :(

OMG you should’ve! I would’ve laughed at them anyways

I took some lame ones over winter break in Chicago: 

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megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

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andalizard:

This week on hoarders

andalizard:

This week on hoarders

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

contraqueen:

ezra koenig casually makin every girl in the room cry

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coolator:

SOMEONE REPLACED THE VELOCIRAPTORS FROM THE KITCHEN SCENE IN JURASSIC PARK WITH CATS AND IT’S THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

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wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

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